Sometimes I feel useless. (Taken with instagram)
They shouldn’t schedule tests on the day after a clasico.
I draw Xavi because his exquisite features can be traced by a dyslexic chimpanzee.
قاعدة على كبدي.
Literally: “sitting on my liver”. I love Arabic.
An attempt at capturing Marlon Teixeira’s unwavering perfection. I hold all men up to this standard.
Xavi is the best, no matter what FIFA says.
What to do with this one? He’s an ugly bastard, but this is the only way I can get men to notice me.
Doing some redecorating. I’ve got a new piece, it’s called ‘The Lying Douchebag’.